Communication Skills "Boys literally have 0 excuse for not having communication skills bc I've seen y'all play group video games and you describe where ur " "It's a lot easier to say, "shotgun in the east hallway" than to say, "my crippling anxiety is ruining this relationship"" … [Read more...]
Yearbook Cringe
Yearbook Cringeworthy Austin: "Starting to regret almost everything about my senior yearbook page" Neat status, what don't you regret about it? Could it be the Bill Cosby quote? The Subway Guy that you look up to? Cringe. … [Read more...]
Thick Walmart Shopper
How do people allow themselves to even fucking get like that? ... A single McDouble is 390 calories and about $1.39. A family size bag of lays is 2,200 calories and ~$3 if you find them on sale. 7 Mcdoubles, a large coke, and a family size bag of chips would run just under $15 and give you 4,961 calories. You can go even cheaper than that too. Hit up Dollar Tree and stock up on the 3 liter bottles of Shasta for $1 each and 1,141 calories. Big bags of off brand chips are $1 too. $5 will get you 3 bottles of soda, and 2 bags of chips, totalling 7,823 calories. Hell, even just the $2 a day for a 3L and a bag of chips would give you 3,341 extra calories on top of your regular grocery shopping. It's super easy to get fat for cheap. … [Read more...]
swag overload
Pretty sure this is the Pillsbury doughboy's facebook on swag overload … [Read more...]
looks like he photoshopped the hat on his head
Guy's full of swag. He has photoshop. Next he'll be standing next to an austin martin or something. … [Read more...]