Thick Walmart Shopper

How do people allow themselves to even fucking get like that? …

A single McDouble is 390 calories and about $1.39. A family size bag of lays is 2,200 calories and ~$3 if you find them on sale.

7 Mcdoubles, a large coke, and a family size bag of chips would run just under $15 and give you 4,961 calories.

You can go even cheaper than that too. Hit up Dollar Tree and stock up on the 3 liter bottles of Shasta for $1 each and 1,141 calories. Big bags of off brand chips are $1 too. $5 will get you 3 bottles of soda, and 2 bags of chips, totalling 7,823 calories.

Hell, even just the $2 a day for a 3L and a bag of chips would give you 3,341 extra calories on top of your regular grocery shopping.

It’s super easy to get fat for cheap.